Hiring me

Step One

Let's start by discussing the detail of your situation in a clear, calm, sensible, steady, relaxed Zoom or WhatsApp video conversation. 

This first step is a crucially important counselling and advisory process in its own right.

I might be able to crack the problem then and there.

Step Two

If we decide that there's a job to do and I'm the right man for it, and we agree terms, I'll get on with it.

We draw up a detailed timed valued checklist of what needs to be done and I do it. I work expeditiously, efficiently and productively. I never take on excessive workloads.

Where appropriate, we can proceed in stages. 

I'm available to work on a retainer in situations likely to take some time to resolve.

I don't set any limits to what I do for you.

Fees

We discuss in detail, and then formally agree in writing, one fixed fee for the entirety of each assignment. Check out MrRigorous.pro prices here.

Expenses

The only expenses that might arise would be those of transport to go and return from somewhere, and accommodation to stay somewhere, on your work: a highly exceptional unavoidable in-person excursion for a very good reason. I incur nothing and go nowhere unless explicitly costed, valued and formally agreed in detail in writing in advance. 

I'm available

by phone, Whatsapp, email and Zoom:-

• at least five days a week

• often at weekends

• 24-7 if the assignment requires it.

Transparent

• I will keep you informed in real time of everything I do for you

• We each keep in real time our own detailed up-to-date timed, costed log, ledger, diary and archive of exactly what's going on.

Confidential

Comprehensively confidential indefinitely:-

• everything we send each other

• everything I do, and everything I produce, in the course of our professional relationship.

Intelligible

Everything I do is unambiguous, frank, coherent, literate and pellucid. I don't speak 21st-century gibberish.